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    Posted: Mar 08 2010 at 8:01am
 A  5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one  day.
 
Playing  with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was  dusting, he looked up and  said, "
Grandma,  how come you don't have a boyfriend now that  Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma  replied, "Honey, my TV is my  boyfriend.
 
I  can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day  long.
 The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me  laugh 
...  I'm happy with my TV as my  boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and  the reception was terrible.

 She  started adjusting the knobs (apparently, it was an old t.v.  I added that,) trying to get  the picture in  focus.      
  •  Frustrated,  she started hitting the backside of the TV  hoping to fix the problem.

  • The little boy  heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open  the door and there stood Grandma's  minister.

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  •  The  minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma  home?"

    The little boy replied,  "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her  boyfriend."
  •   OOPS !  Shocked

    The minister  fainted.
   

Edited by cat1 - Mar 08 2010 at 8:03am
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Mar 08 2010 at 11:26am
  LOL! I love grandma jokes.

 
Id ask you for permission to use this next time we play, but its too long to write all that down on the back of my hand. Clap
Just shut up and play it!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Mar 08 2010 at 12:39pm
 Here:  Print and cut out, wrap around arm, and secure with duct tape..problem solved. lol  

Grandma's  boyfriend

A  5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one  day.
 
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
“Grandma,  how come you don't have a boyfriend now that  Grandpa went to heaven?”

Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
 
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
 The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh 
... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.

 
 

 She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
 
 

 Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.


 

 The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, ”Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her  boyfriend.”  OOPS !

The minister fainted.

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Apr 23 2010 at 11:18am
  hahaha...love gma jokes
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 11 2010 at 8:45am
LOL! It's like a grandma joke mixed with a little johnny joke! 
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