Kissing a Nun
A taxi cab driver got a call to pick up someone from the airport. When he got there, he was surprised to see a nun waiting for the taxi. As she climbed into the car and gave the driver the address, the driver noticed how beautiful she was. As he drove on, he kept looking into his rear-view mirror at her. The nun couldn't help but notice him looking at her. Finally, the cab driver said, "You know, Sister, I think you're really quite beautiful."
"Well, thank you," she answered.
The driver went on, "I've always had a fantasy of kissing a nun."
"Really?" she asked. "Well, then, pull over." The driver did so. Then the nun asked him a few questions. "Are you married?" she asked.
"No," said the driver.
"Are you Catholic?"
"Yes," the man nodded.
"Well, all right then," she said and stepped out of the car and gave him a big kiss on the lips.
The driver felt so ashamed that he decided to tell her the truth. "Sister, I have to tell you the truth: I AM married and I'm NOT Catholic."
"That's okay," smiled the nun. "My name's Henry and I'm going to a Halloween party!"