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    Posted: Jan 27 2009 at 6:02pm
One day, little Johnny and his father were taking a walk together. As they passed the pharmacy, little Johnny noticed a prophylactic display.
"Look at ALL those condoms!" little Johnny proclaimed.
Little Johnnys father was amazed that his son knew of such things and proceded to ask him how he knew about them.
"We learned all about that stuff in sex education last year." little Johnny explained.
Curiously, little Johnnys father asked him if he knew anything else?
"You see that 3-Pack?" little Johnny asked. "Those are for teenagers. 1...for Friday, 1...for Saturday, and 1...for Sunday.
A smile reached his fathers lips as he asked if there was anything else.
"Sure!" said little Johnny. "See that 6-Pack? Those are for college guys. 2...for Friday, 2...for Saturday, 2...for Sunday."
A small chuckle escaped as little Johnnys father asked what else he knew.
"You see that 12-Pack, Dad? Those are for married men. 1...for January, 1...for Febuary, 1...for March etc..."
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