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    Posted: Feb 05 2010 at 9:06am
NO BOOING...IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!   Big smile
 
 

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become prepared for the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
"I went to visit my Nana."


No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"  She then asked Mitchell what he had done.


"I took a ride on a choo-choo."  She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.  That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"


Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the sh*t
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Feb 05 2010 at 1:55pm
 great joke :)Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: Apr 23 2010 at 11:18am
  it was funny! and happy belated birthday!
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